Youkai Hime Commentary
1. Tell us about the Lethal 5. Who are they and what influence have you had on them? Who is your favorite of the L5 characters? Why?
I plea the fifth on the grounds that they would kill me. Ships that pass in the night...
2. What are some of your favorite of the L5 artworks?
They all give me happy thoughts. Is this gonna take long?
3. What is it like working with "Hentai" Hidoi Oni? Is she, in truth, a tentacle demon?
Working with Hidoi Oni is
a perfectly excellent experience. A perfect mix of sadistic and
professional. Of course she's a tentacle demon - that's why we
live on different planes of existence.
4. What member of the L5 is most like you and why?
Excavia - a cocky, bimboy, bitch. Plus, we've had our times together...
5. I see that you are blessed with not having a corporal body. One, does this run in your family? Two, how do you work on the web site?
One, what do you think? And, two, bite me.
6. What member of the L5 do you find the most disturbing and why?
Ona. She is way too pleasant and level-headed to be hanging out with the other four. Her brain needs a serious examination. At least the others are messed up for logical reasons.
7. What is your favorite Anime movie?
Vampire Hunter D & Vampire Hunter D - Bloodlust
8. What L5 member would you be most afraid to take home to meet your parents and why?
Ground Zero, since she'd eat them.
9. What kind of car would you buy for Slaughter?
I wouldn't. He shouldn't be behind the wheel, and he'd have trouble reading the owner's manual. Plus he's handsome enough - so meeting women with cars should be easy. He could always bowl them over with his personality or a baseball bat.
10. OK...What sort of "stuff" influenced your creative side?
Really nothing. Whenever people think that I'm being creative, I'm just faking it with logic. I've never really felt that I have anything original to say in the ways of the arts, contrary to others' opinions. It's that whole living-on-metal-plane-to-avoid-tentacles-thing. The only inspirations that I have are scientific, at least the worth-while ones.
11. While it is damn obvious
that you and Hidoi Oni are demented
perverts, what would be your ideal weekend, as illustrated by
Hidoi?
Just look through the website's art. Just as long as I have a towel, that's my ideal weekend.
12. What are your favorite book, movie, song, food, and color?
Movie - Raiders of the Lost
Ark
Song - KMFDM's Juke Joint Jezebel
Book - Sex. I really hate reading, but I'd answer Stranger in
a Strange Land if tortured.
Food - Cheeses & Breads
Color - Purple and black
13. Are you as sexy as your profile illustration?
Only in my own head and
spiritual bodies. Hopefully I'll find someone who also shares
the same delusion.
14. Okay, you are stuck fighting a steel cage match against Hidoi Oni...which member of the L5 do you take as your tag team partner and why? Who from the L5 do you dread Youkai coming to the ring with?
Definitely Excavia 'cause we'd screw. If I was in a fight with Hidoi Oni, I'd just let her kill me. I wouldn't hurt Hidoi Oni, and my survival instincts left me a long time ago.
But, if I had to fight Hidoi Oni, I'd have Ground Zero as my partner, and I'd hope that Slaughter was Hidoi Oni's partner. That way Ground Zero and Slaughter would just get too horney and violently screw while Hidoi Oni and I would sit back and watch with some beers.
15. Which members of the L5 should get tattoos?
All of them! Who shouldn't? Makes me wish I was corporal!
16. Which members of the L5 would you most like to have threesome with? Who would you avoid carnal contact with?
I have no favorites, and all contact is good. Ah, memories...
17. What was it in your
life that made you so demented? Should you be on
any medications?
Well, nothing in this life. All of my inner demons are from lifetimes ago. Oh yeah, Hidoi Oni has warped me a lot - kind of a two way street there.
18. If you were given one
million dollars, but could only spend it at one
store, what store would it be? And the purchases?
Screw that, I'd just buy a few nice clothes and pay off my bail-bonds debt.
19. If Ona and Excavia snapped
one day, and decided to exact revenge for
being brutalized in the past, which one of them would be scarier,
and which other L5 member would be in the most trouble?
I do love Excavia, but she's ready to snap at any time, and would doom us all if pushed over her limit. In that case, everyone should run like hell.
20. Which member of L5 do you think needs the most attitude adjustment, and why?
Well, Excavia and Ground Zero - they're both frickin' nuts.
21. I notice no sexual interaction
between Nemesis and Slaughter. If there
ever was, who would wear the "pants in the family",
so to speak?
Hum, I'm not sure. Both of them would have to be really drunk - whoever won the coin-toss or poker game I imagine.
22. If L5 were forced to
stop their normal activities and get jobs, where
would each of them gain employment?
I think Ona still owns a club, and Excavia's just fine being a drunken vampire. Slaughter and Ground Zero would be fired on regular occasion, and Nemesis would be a politician, or in some way be in the lime-light.
