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1
 98% Bill Gates Darth Vader w/ Pete Rose signed Louisville Slugger +4% 9 10 10 10 10 Rank: 1 LF: 94%

2
 96% Eric Bischoff HHH +2% 10 9 10 10 9 3 - 94%

3
 92% The French Who Hasn't Already? n/a 9 10 7 10 10 n/a

4
 90% Saddam Hussein Kurds +2% 10 10 5 10 10 6 - 88%

5
 90% Cathy Lee Gifford Howard Stern -2% 9 8 9 10 9 4 - 92%

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 88% Osama Bin Laden Anyone -6% 9 10 5 10 10 2 - 94%

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 86% Tom Green Any Animal -4% 10 7 9 10 7 5 - 90%

8
 84% Geraldo Rivera n/a 9 9 9 8 7 n/a

9
 84% Truth (anti-tobacco) X-file's Cig. Smoking Man +14% 9 9 7 8 9 14 - 70%

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 84% Don Imus Howard Stern +8% 8 9 8 9 8 10 - 76%

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 84% Dr. Laura Any gay or lesbian +4% 9 6 8 9 10 7 - 80%

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 82% Linda Trip Bill Clinton +4% 7 10 5 9 10 9 - 78%

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 80% Rosie O'Donnel Any Battlebot none 10 4 10 10 6 8 - 80%

14
 74% Jeb Bush Himself none 6 9 4 8 10 11 - 74%

15
 74% Older Elvis n/a 9 6 4 8 10 n/a

16
 74% Monica Lewinsky n/a 9 8 5 7 8 n/a

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 72% Spike Lee Steven Spielberg none 7 4 7 9 9 12 - 72%

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 72% Daniel Carver Any Black, Jew, Gay +10% 3 6 8 9 10 26 - 62%

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 72% Jesse Helms Anyone +4% 7 8 4 8 9 18 - 68%

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 72% Felicity Buffy Vampire Slayer +2% 9 5 9 7 6 13 - 70%

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 72% Scrappy Doo Wonder Woman +2% 8 7 9 9 3 16 - 70%

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 70% Jar Jar Binks Star Wars Fans none 10 5 7 10 3 17 - 70%

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 70% Slim-Jim Guy Godzilla none 9 3 10 10 3 15 - 70%

24
 70% Peter Arnett n/a 6 7 4 8 10 n/a

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 70% Ric Flair Death itself +4% 10 4 9 8 4 22 - 66%

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 68% Bill Clinton Hillary -she'll be added n/a 5 8 6 7 8 n/a

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 68% Ted Kenedy Any Republican +6% 7 9 2 6 10 28 - 62%

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 68% Michael Jackson Anyone in Prison +4% 7 10 1 7 9 24 - 64%

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 68% OJ's Dream Team Nichole's Dad +2% 5 9 2 8 10 20 - 66%

30
 66% Van Halen DLR & SH none 3 9 3 9 9 19 - 66%

31
 66% Scott Steiner A Chainmail Condom n/a 8 4 10 7 4 n/a

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 66% Young Elvis The Beatles +12% 6 7 3 8 9 39 - 54%

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 66% OJ Simpson Nichole's Dad +10% 5 9 2 7 10 34 - 56%

34
 66% Jerry Seinfeld Jackie Martling +4% 7 8 2 7 9 27 - 62%

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 66% John Lovitz Anyone with Talent +4% 8 3 10 9 3 29 - 62%

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 64% Larry King Any of his ex-wives none 7 2 9 9 5 25 - 64%

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 64% Bull Fighters Bulls - not drugged up n/a 6 8 3 5 10 n/a

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 64% Briteny Spears Christina Aguilera +8% 8 6 8 8 2 38 - 56%

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 64% Jimmy Johnson A Pile of Dandruff +4% 7 7 2 9 7 31 - 60%

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 64% John Madden Any 3rd-Grader -2% 9 3 8 9 3 23 - 66%

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 62% Bill Goldberg Any Wrestler n/a 8 3 10 6 4 n/a

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 62% Olson Twins Anyone with a Brain +10% 7 6 8 8 2 46 - 52%

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 62% Emenem 2Pac +4% 6 7 3 9 6 33 - 58%

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 62% Penny Hardaway Anyone from Orlando -4% 7 9 2 7 6 21 - 66%

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 60% Bobby Bowden Steve Spurrier none 9 4 2 7 8 30 - 60%

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 60% Alf Ms. Piggy n/a 7 3 8 8 4 n/a

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 60% Adam Sandler God +8% 9 2 7 9 3 45 - 52%

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 60% Rob Schinder Norm MacDonald +8% 8 2 9 9 2 47 - 52%

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 60% Oprah Jerry Springer +4% 8 3 4 9 6 35 - 56%

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 60% Louis Farrakhan Rob Zombie +2% 2 8 2 8 10 32 - 58%

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 58% Saturday Night Live Original Saturday N.L. n/a 7 3 9 7 3 n/a

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 58% Carson Daily Any Adult +4% 8 2 9 8 2 42 - 54%

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 58% Keanu Reeves Any Real Actor +2% 7 2 10 8 2 36 - 56%

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 56% Conan O'Brian Andy Richter none 7 3 7 9 2 37 - 56%

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 56% Nic Cage A Large Blunt n/a 7 3 8 5 5 n/a

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 56% Norm McDonald Rob Schinder +8% 7 2 9 8 2 49 - 48%

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 56% Fabio Rebbecca Roman-Stamos +6% 7 3 9 7 2 48 - 50%

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 56% Julia Roberts Any Real Actress +2% 8 3 8 6 3 40 - 54%

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 56% Kevin Costner Any Real Actor +2% 8 2 9 7 2 43 - 54%

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 52% Bob Costas Vince MacMahon -2% 7 3 6 7 3 41 - 54%

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 50% Mariah Carey Madonna +8% 8 4 2 9 2 51 - 42%

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 50% Dawson Buffy Vampire Slayer -4% 9 3 7 4 2 44 - 54%

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